Word Count: 100
A/N: Crossover with Asterix
"Come on! We need to defeat some Romans!"
"Romans? Aren’t they called Death Eaters?"
"You are hopelessly mundane, Potter. Death Eaters, please! They’re so Yesterday. They’re gone, only Romans left now."
"Okay, let’s go.”
"Wait a second. I still need to drink the invincibility potion."
"I want some too. Can I? Can I Draco?"
"No, you can’t. You know perfectly well that you fell in the cauldron when you were a baby and now the potion lasts forever."
"It’s so unfair."
"Life is supposed to be unfair. I’ll make it up to you later okay?"
"Yay! The boar for dinner!"